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A Very Lame Five

1. What is the oldest object in the room with you?
Probably my Jurassic Park soundtrack CD.

2. What is the newest?
A Light Bill.

3. What is your favorite object in the room with you?
My Light Bill - I just love the way the numbers are laid out on the paper. (Certain pictures or my computer or certain CDs or...)

4. What is the most valuable object?
I assume this means financially, so my computer.

5. What is the ugliest object?
A used kleenex.

posted by Jason | 7:05 PM
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The Five Strikes Back!!!

1. What did you want to be when you grew up?
An architect actually. I dont know why exactly- I think I liked looking at buildings' blueprints. I also liked the word architect.

2. Did you follow through? If not, what happened?
Not at all- I lost my architect's license in a horrid legal battle.

3. Is your life turning out the way you thought it would when you were a kid?If not, is it better or worse?
No, of course not. Does anybody's? I can't say I cared too much for my future when I was young. I just always thought it would be really crazy to be over 18 years old.

4. Paradoxes aside, if you could time-travel back to when you were 10 years old, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
The future is wonderful and crazy, keep your chin up and don't look back too much. Also, come December 2003 tell Dad to bet every penny he owns on K-State. (thank you Marty McFly)

5. Do you think the child you were, would like the adult you've become?
Hell yeah, I'd love to hang out with child-me.

posted by Jason | 12:08 AM
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No One Likes You

This would be a nice Christmas present: Throw the book at her and then throw her off the island!

posted by Jason | 1:19 PM
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The Times They Are A'Sellin

So, on the way back from Smogland over Thanksgiving I picked up a Details magazine at the airport for some in-flight reading. I regretted it shortly thereafter. There wasn't much substance to the mag unless you consider ads substance. I will say, though, that the abundance of wristwatch ads were particularly amusing, especially the ones that used celebritites to pitch their timepieces. Some of them didn't even show the celebrity wearing the watch (Pete Sampras + turtleneck = what time is it!?). In honor of the hard work put into these ads, I devised my own:

posted by Jason | 11:36 PM
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Funny Word for the Day

Corroboration:
You think it's collaboration, but you're wrong.

posted by Jason | 5:53 PM
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