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And Away I go...

Well, I leave for the long journey up to Seattle tomorrow morn. I should arrive in the afternoon sometime on Monday, but probably won't have the internet until Tuesday at the earliest. Throw your prayers this way if you get the chance and I'll catch you all as soon as possible!

posted by Jason | 12:14 AM
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Truly Delightful

And now for a wonderful list from McSweeney's:

Things Koala Bears Would Say
By Tim Weinmann

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Yay!

Love me!

Climbing trees is fun!

Let's volunteer at a soup kitchen this Christmas.

My tongue is funny!

Eating leaves is fun!

Will you help me think of something nice we can do for Grandma?

Look, a pouch!

Let's prevent a forest fire!

No, you're the cutest ever.

Camus is boring. I find Karl Jaspers's philosophy much more enlightening.

Wheeee!

Let's make cider!

I bet I'll live forever!

posted by Jason | 12:05 PM
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Ours Goes to 11

I guess this thing could be useful somehow, but that just looks wrong...

posted by Jason | 11:42 AM
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Caviezel Confusion

Discussing a late-night movie I was half-watching on TNT-

Me: Yeah, I can't figure out what it is. It has Jim Caviezel, but it seems to be focusing on this brunette and some guy with a robotic arm in a beat-up car who keeps trying to kill her.
Jules: The Passion?

posted by Jason | 11:57 PM
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Wardrobe Malfunction

I could be mistaken, but I think my two worthless coworkers here have been wearing the same outfits all week long.

posted by Jason | 10:47 AM
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