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Why did I just eat those doughnuts?

posted by Jason | 9:56 AM
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NewsBrief



I just discovered that NewsRadio is finally coming to DVD! Yesssssssssssssssssssssss. The one television show I've been waiting for endlessly. The package contains the complete first two seasons along with commentaries, outtakes, and other foofarah. (Too bad Phil Hartman couldn't contribute *sniff*). If you haven't seen it before, I welcome you all to visit my apartment on or about May 24th. That is all.

posted by Jason | 5:57 PM
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Answer = I'm Insane?

Sorry I haven't updated much lately, I guess I've been lazy.
Website: You've been lazy.

That's what I said.
Website: ...

...
Website: Well, that's a poor excuse.

Look, just shut up for a second and let me finish adding onto you.
Website: Maybe I don't want you to add onto me. And don't tell me to shut up.

Alright, I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated with you right now. Can't you see that I'm trying to mend things here?
Website: I don't need any mending. I'm perfectly content.

No, you're not! You have Blog links you hardly ever use. Your 'About' and 'Photography' sections haven't been updated in ages. Don't even get me started on your graphics...
Website: What's wrong with my graphics?

They're static and unenticing.
Website: What about my intro?

You know I've always liked your intro. But even that needs a link to enable visitors to skip it. And that 'Videography' section...
Website: Yeah, that's pretty bad.

Look, the thought of leaving you has even crossed my mind a few times.
Website: What!? Is there somewhere else?

No, of course not. You know Xanga and those other gals have nothing on you.
Website: Those dirty whores!

Hey now, some of those dirty whores are still my friends.
Website: I'm sorry.

So am I. Listen, I still think there's a connection here. We just both need to commit to it a little more than we have. And who knows, maybe we'll get even more strangers to come visit.
Website: Promise?

Promise.
Website: *smiling*

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Website: ...


And by the way, if you ever talk back to me again, I will kill you!

posted by Jason | 10:42 PM
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Mama Mia!



Let it be known that Giada De Laurentiis is absolutely stunningly beautiful...and she can cook up a storm too! An Italian one! (the lightning is zestier) And somehow the combination of these two things makes her irresistebly attractive to me. I noticed her last year sometime when I would open the bar at Harry's and the TV would be set to The Food Network. Needless to say, I opened the bar late many times. She hosts the show Everyday Italian which seems to be on...well, everyday at some point or another. Anyways, it's worth checking out if only to admire her fine Italian delicacies.

posted by Jason | 2:06 PM
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No Alarms and No Surprises

I can't say I'm very shocked by the 30th straight loss my Wildcats suffered tonight to the hands of KU. I can say I'm still disappointed though, right? Please? I know there are some people who think we should give Wooly one more year, but I just don't see why anymore. He's had five years with the program and we have...well, nothing to show for it. He has yet to beat our rival (reiterate,reiterate,reiterate); He hasn't made the postseason yet; and most shockingly of all, he actually has a worse record than that jackass Asbury. Wooly's brought in some good recruits and has helped picked us up from the depths we were at, but I think it's time we find someone who can help us actually do something with these players instead of dawdling around the bottom of the Big XII as we have for so long now. Of course, I'm not exactly sure who that new someone should be. Matt Doherty? Rolando Blackman? Tim Jankovich? Is Lon Kruger even a possibility? Okay, how bout Red Auerbach?

posted by Jason | 11:44 PM
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