Wednesday, September 22, 2004
 

A Few Facts about a Few Folks

  1. Peter Molyneux may be the most creative mind in gaming.

  2. Ted Dekker is a thoroughly boring and unoriginal author. (Sorry Mom)

  3. Greg Raymer is a smarmy fat bastard.


That's all for now.

posted by Jason | 1:56 PM
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004
 

Flashing My Goods

If you're reading this, hopefully you noticed the new intro page to my website. If not, then hopefully you're planning on getting your vision checked tomorrow. I've been working on it for the past couple of days and finally got it up tonight (after a few shouting matches with my monitor). I plan on revamping the rest of the website (and creating some completely separate sites too), but the intro page will have ta do for now. Let me know what you think of it (via the comments).

I saw The Walkmen again in Lawrence this weekend and they did not dissapoint. They're stupifyingly good live, so fie on all thee who missed the show. Even if you did not know about it- Fie, FIE on thee! Also, it always irks me that a large majority of the Lawrence crowd likes to stand still and simply stare at the bands as they play (and even sometimes go as far as to look disapprovingly in anyone's direction who dares show signs of movement/dancing/excitement over said band). Are you people really that pretentious as to think showing emotions is uncool? I just don't understand. I wish the Franz Ferdinand/Futureheads show would swing through this part of the country. I think we could all use some upbeat Brit pop/punk after this weekend, eh? Raise your glasses to that one, peons. Anyways, after watching the Royals get drubbed by the Yanks tonight (we scored 17 points last night and couldn't even muster 1 for me! BAH!) I'm ready for a nice dream that starts off with the Royals beating the Yanks in the ALCS. Maybe even a Greinke no-hitter. Come on mind, don't fail me now...

posted by Jason | 11:54 PM
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Tuesday, September 07, 2004
 

Big Ups

Peanut Butter and Crackers must positively be one of the most delicious combinations in the history of history. (Maybe right behind Anthony and Cleopatra) Also, Da Ali G Show must be one of the funniest shows I've ever watched. I saw a small clip at my parents last night and was so impressed that I bought the first season tonight. I recommend it to all y'all. Booyakasha!

My job is also suffocating me in certain ways. You can only stare at pictures of gas stations (Conoco, Phillips 66, or Union 76?) for so long before you begin to picture yourself at these gas stations (with properly labeled bathrooms) pouring gasoline (diesel must be printed with a green background) all over yourself (no excess oil stains on the fueling pad) and then lighting a match ('no smoking' signs posted only on the canopy columns)......so feel free to message me and distract me before I vicariously off myself.

posted by Jason | 9:26 PM
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Monday, September 06, 2004
 

A Thought

If a Banana's goal in life is to be eaten, then they should fear being brought home by me, for I seem to subconsciously do everything in my power to prevent this goal from ever happening.

posted by Jason | 1:23 AM
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Sunday, September 05, 2004
 

Leader of Tomorrow

Jason W. Bullok. This internationally renound author and astro-physicist has been in the forefront of the political "craze" sweeping the world. Born to poor Oxen farmers in Upper North Dakota, J.W. (as his friends call him) thought beyond his humble upbringings. By the age of 7, J.W. had succesfully ran for the State Chair on Urban Renewal. Although defeated soundly, Jason wasn't about to give up...12 years later, when he had reached the ripe age of 19, Jason had not only been elected to the State Chair of Urban Renewal, but had also won the prestigious Dakotian Citizen of the Year Award (5 times) and played Varsity Squash!.

Jason's plans for the nation include some fundamental changes. Among these are the addition of a new "Dodgeball Holiday". Proposed for the 17th of Leptober (a new month J.W plans to add to our outdated calendar), this holiday would give all citizens a day off to play in one of many dodgeball tournaments held throughout the nation; the winner receiving a years supply of kleenex and an audience with the Pope. Another important change is Jason's vision for a new tax system. This new system would abolish taxes. Even while you're reading this, J.W. is coming up with more fresh ideas to give your family a better outlook on life.

J.W. is looking to the future. He is looking to the citizens of this world to stand up and make a difference. When you go to the polls this season, look past the bickering and squabbling of the former delegates. Look to elect the candidate who boasts a 220 average in bowling. Look to the candidate who isn't afraid to "rock out". Look to the left. Look to the right. You'll see the choice is clear----

Jason W. Bullok for President!

posted by Jason | 1:38 PM
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